TCS Reviews E3 the Extra Testicle - MKX
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The amazing Brad Jones (The Cinema Snob) roast E3 the Extra Testicle.
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Of course there's another one!
Goddammit, Video Porn!
What is it with you thinking that we want to see aliens fuck?
And not once, including Princess Aura from Flash Gordon!
Just saying, she's a lot more appealing to me than this!
Then again, fucking a bag of used needles is more appealing to me than E.T. the porno.
Because at least one of those needles is likely to make the pain go away.
E3 the extra testicle comes to us from 1985.
Before both E.T. the porno and Keep Up the Lust E.T.
So I guess that makes this the first E.T. porno?
Well isn't that a fucking accomplishment?
That's like saying you were the first person to catch rabies from sticking Old Yeller's chew toy up your ass.
Oh and just so you know, this time around, it looks like E.T. is played by a duck.
This movie's really short because 40 minutes in, the Climax decides to fly south for the winter.
Surely it can't be all bad, it's starring the headmistress of the Cannes Film Festival.
Hmm? Francois Papillon?
Great, I like all of my porn stars to be named after Devil's Island prison movies.
Hey, Benny Blue, he's called that because of his massive crotch rot.
Apparently E3 is played by someone called Ed the Head.
So either he's got a big dick, or we're watching the movie in DK mode.
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