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Like, he just had a really small dick.

I'm, like, sweating. I'm, like, literally sweating.

I don't mean, like, under average just sort of disappointing.

I mean, like, clinically concerning.

Like- oh my god, no.

So I had no idea how to fucking deal with the situation.

Here I was with this guy. I was like, "I quite like you, but we're super casual, whatever."

So it leads up to this massive- like, my entire life was leading up to this point.

Like, I'd known this boy for so long.

I'd been waiting for this moment for so fucking long.

And then losing my virginity just felt like I was having sex with a tampon.

Like, there's no other way for me to possibly describe it.

Like, visits to my gynecologist are usually more eventful.

Like, I sound like such a fucking bitch, but, like, I'm sorry.

Like, I can't. I really feel so bad. I feel so bad.

Like, I promise you I'm not exaggerating.

I really, really, really wish that I was.

But, like, I'm not kidding.

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