Prinipal

I take it you got my phone call?

Yeah, I got that thing you call the phone call.

What's that supposed to mean, doctor?

It was really rude, that's what it was.

I don't think that I came off very rude.

I'm telling you you came off very rude.

Well, we have had some issues with your daughter.

What about my daughter?

Well, we caught her in the bathroom smoking.

She's only 12.

She wouldn't do something like that.

We caught her.

No, no seriously, we caught her smoking.

And when we searched her locker to find cigarettes or whatever else was there,

we found this.

Why is your daughter bringing ***** to school?

Also, I would like to talk about her dress.

I see where she kind of gets that.

What is that supposed to mean?

I mean, apparently, this is a very classy school.

We take our dresses, there is a school uniform.

And what are you trying to say about that?

She dresses kind of like a hoochie.

What do you even know about the word hoochie?

Please, I'm not here to judge.

No, you're here to give me attitude.

Do me a favor and keep your dress clothing to yourself.

That's first and foremost.

Secondly, call security so that way they can take your ass out of here.

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