Pee farts

Just for you, wizard.

Are you ready for everything we've been updating all day for you?

Because it's gonna be a landslide.

You're not gonna know what hits you.

Do you wanna show 'em?

Yeah.

Alright, good, 'cause I really need to go.

Alright, let me get 'em. I can't hold it anymore.

It's so quiet, I hope you heard that. I know you felt it and I know you can smell it.

Everybody else can smell it. It's pretty nasty.

Do you have to pee?

I do.

I do too.

Who's going to pee first though?

Racy wore it.

That was too easy of a pee.

How's that taste, Nasty Man?

It tastes like cafeteria juice.

That's what we've been drinking all day.

I've been holding in all of my farts and all of my shit and all of my piss.

Eat that.

Because it's way too fucking...it'd be way too embarrassing to fart at school.

So we saved it all for you.

Plus all the toilets at school are nasty.

This one is nice and squeaky clean because you lick it clean.

And then, chug it all, nasty, dirty fucker.

Nasty, disgusting, fucking loser.

Drink it, you fucking, piss-sucking loser.

You fucking, nasty, urine-eating mistake.

You're nothing but a fucking mishap.

How did you even become into being a nasty disgusting loser?

...