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I mean, really! Your dick is a JOKE. It is so small and tiny that I can't even really call it a penis. Why are you so pathetic and small? You really think you have any chance of getting with me

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Hi there, you little...

Yeah, that's right, the smallest.

Like, that thing is so fucking tiny that I can barely see it.

You're lucky I'm even taking the time to do this right now,

because usually I don't fuck with guys that have a tiny dick like you do.

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In fact, I usually don't give the time of day to anyone with less than a perfect cock,

so you should be lucky that I'm even gracing you with my presence right now.

Your dick is so fucking small, it looks like an owie belly button.

I mean, let's be serious here. I can barely see it.

We're around all the fucking hair and fat rolls and fucking whatever the fuck you got going on.

I fucking dig a bear, it's so fucking tiny and pathetic.

It's like, no girl wants to fuck that either.

Aww, look at you, ***********.

You have a tiny baby penis, huh?

Little tiny cock.

Oh my lord, is that supposed to be a cock?

That is, that is, oh my, oh my gosh, that is like this big.

Even, ew.

I can't even see it. Oh my gosh, just get that little tiny weenie thing out of my face. I can't see it.

It's so little. It's like, I don't even know if you'd be a candidate for like reconstructive like penile enlargement

because that thing is the smallest thing I've ever seen in my fucking life.

Oh my god. You have the most tiniest penis I've ever seen and it's kind of like really freaking me out.

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