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Everyone loves having apples.

Two red apples, two red beards, me and you.

Hello?

Hey, man.

Hey, Chuck.

Just, uh, how you doing?

I'm doing good.

I just got through working out.

I was on my way, just found a couple apples.

Thought, you know, maybe bring an apple.

I saw it on one of your shows one time.

I knew it.

I saw it one time that you ate an apple on your show.

Chuck likes apples. I remember that.

You don't look like you worked up too much of a sweat.

Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.

Sorry.

Is that your, uh, your personal gi, or is that like...

That's the gi, yeah.

That's the one...

You want to try the belt on?

Yes, yes I do.

Sorry.

Just shake it a little bit, Aaron.

It kind of empowers you, doesn't it?

Yeah, you just feel like...

Yeah, I know.

This is the greatest day of my life.

And I don't, I don't say that lightly.

I've had a f***ing great life.

I've had three ****, I'm married, I've done awesome stuff.

We're going to cut this, right, my wife.

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