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I know. Okay, so I came up with a plan.

Okay.

Alright? You better be open-minded because this is the only way.

I know you're the best attorney in Zambia and I really need your legal services.

I know, you definitely don't want to be owing me anything.

So, this one you can take off.

Take off?

Take off my shoes.

I've been working all day long. Now I want you to sniff my pantyhose feet.

Oh.

What do they smell like?

They smell like sweat mixed with pantyhose.

How about you just give it a little lick?

Just a little.

How about that? You think you can deal with that?

Uh, I'm...

Alright, so interesting.

No, okay, so I totally came up, are you down?

Like, you can't pay the money, period.

So I'm going to let you off the hook in like the next few minutes.

If you've ever heard of like foot fetish, people with foot fetishes, like people eat people's feet.

Not eat, but lick and like make out with people's feet, stuff like that.

Oh my god.

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