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I just... I don't know. He's so, so sweet.

And fatlessly rich.

That he is.

But you know me. He just seemed a little bit old.

Mom, I only thought you said he was a year older.

Not just physical years. He acted old.

Well, Billy acts *********.

He's excited to take me to see some firecrackers or something tonight.

Oh. Hmm.

He's such a nice boy.

Well, if you stick around, you can meet him. He'll be here shortly.

Honey, I'd love to, but I have an appointment today to get a bikini wax.

So, um, I'm gonna freshen up and then head out, so...

Well, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were avoiding this, Mom.

Hello?

Hey there, Chad.

Oh, hey, Dad. Long time no speak.

I know, I was just thinking about the same thing myself.

Uh, well, I'm sorry.

Too busy to make time for your old man, huh?

No, not that.

You know, this Echo Corps condo project I'm overseeing is already weeks behind schedule.

Oh, you do just fine.

Yeah, try telling that to the investors.

A real lively bunch of Taiwanese.

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