Vystříkej se mi na brýle

was like promising me the world.

I thought it was a lock, man.

So did I.

I thought that would be celebrating tonight.

So did I.

Well guess what?

He brings in a dyke who is the chairwoman

of a flag organization that he goes to like every other day

and she never even worked at the office.

And she got my job.

You've been busting your ass at night office?

Forever.

Forever, man.

Yeah, I've been trying to hiking up my skirts

and like you know my blouse but he's a fucking fag.

He doesn't give a shit about any of that.

He hired the fucking dyke because he's trying to impress her

because he goes to her meetings.

I guess dinner's out of the question tonight.

No reason to celebrate.

Yeah, I'll tell you what, buddy.

I either need a truckload of pills or a cock

in my mouth and my pussy right now.

I just happen to have one of the two.

I hope it's the latter one.

Well, it's not the first.

Oh my God, I'm so stressed out.

I know just how to make you feel better.

You always do.

I know.

Let's go upstairs.

Okay.

Come on.

It's not the end of the world.

I think you look hot.

Thank you.

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