Cougar school (2009)

Whatever.

Knowing her, she could be gone for weeks.

Even better.

Zack.

That's right, say my name.

Ah, asshole!

Oh, talk dirty. Love it.

Zack, are we going to do this whole dog and he thing again?

While mommy's away, Zacky will play.

I thought we got past the stage.

What stage?

The humping my legs stage.

Oh, I haven't even gotten started yet.

What if she comes home?

You said it yourself. She could be gone for hours.

What the heck? This is weird. Am I Mom's place?

Stepmom.

What?

Nothing, it's just... ever since we got back together, it's been...

Great, yeah, I know.

Great and not great. Like, sex has been constant, and it's like you need...

Constant sex, yeah, I know.

No, reaffirmation, a reassurance.

Reaffi-what? I don't even know what that is.

It's just constant, and I don't know if it's ever gonna change.

Change?

Ah, change!

No problem, baby. I know something that's really gonna change this up.

Where's your mom's kitchen?

stepmom and it's

Karen?

What are you doing here?

Well, uh, I wanted to introduce you to my new boyfriend, Zach.

Well, he's not really my new boyfriend. We broke up over spring break, but you weren't home, so, uh...

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